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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and gi…ve all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.” All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the bloodwas toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work… The asshole is usually in charge

anti-ela:

crankyskirt:

heyitsthetruth:

geekscoutcookies:

graham-bailey:

introducingmrbentley:

How to tie a tie, bowtie, and cravat/ascot.

Need to learn this for future him.

The future man in my life will be my tie test dummy.. ^_^

Must have for all starting gentlemen

I need this because of reasons.

Tonight, I was watching Supernatural, and the boys had fucking perfect tie knots.  Like, it was a diagonal design, and the slant of the diagonal on the knot went counter to the main body of the tie and it matched to be an obtuse angle.

And I was super fucking jealous.

Ima have to try this

Allahu akbar…

My new sounds:

New Brotha Khaliq ft/ItsDoc

cindersk:

withmyheartwideopen:

oh lord yes

I want to learn to read
Your body is braille and
My fingertips need to find the story
Every ridge
Every bump
Every scar
Starts the Once upon a Time
and leads to the Happily Ever After.

I want to learn to sing
Your lips are the instrument
Your breath is the lyric
Your tongue will dance to the melody
And You will make me the song.

In You, are the words
In You, is the music

That makes me complete.

Beautifully put…

cindersk:

withmyheartwideopen:

oh lord yes

I want to learn to read
Your body is braille and
My fingertips need to find the story
Every ridge
Every bump
Every scar
Starts the Once upon a Time
and leads to the Happily Ever After.

I want to learn to sing
Your lips are the instrument
Your breath is the lyric
Your tongue will dance to the melody
And You will make me the song.

In You, are the words
In You, is the music

That makes me complete.

Beautiful put…

condescendist:

hervacationh0me:

michaelflockajordan:

l7one:

irenigg:

• bitch u pretty
• ur a pretty motherfucker
• damn baby wassup. w/ ya J-Lo lookin ass
• u from jamaica cause jamakin my meat swole

• shawty
• ay shawty

• you got a sexy ass body
• ya booty look soft
• mind if i touch it to see if it soft?

• What dat mouf be like?
• What dat mouf do?
• What dat pussy hittin’ fo’? 
• What that thang smell like? 

• wuts good fo tonight tho
• wussup with dem lips tho
• wussup with yo friend tho
• lemme get dem hips tho

Lmao….